On a quest for Clothes

All I want to find is a nice pair of low rise jeans. I don't want to have to cut off the bottom six inches of each leg because I am short. I don't want so much spandex in the shorts that they become my second skin. I don't want to pay $90 for the new Lane Bryant jeans (what a rip off -- Just cause we're fat girls doesn't mean we're stupid). I'm getting so damn frustrated. I have great low rise jeans, but I had to go and lose weight and now they are huge on me. I'm going to wear them anyway. Maybe I'll finally get that "alternative look" down.

And while I'm at it, I want shorts. Not shorts that are "hoochy short" - which, by the way, why do fashion designers make daisy dukes in a size 28 plus??? Noooo body wants to see that much plus size thigh. I want a medium length short that again, has no spandex, and that only goes as high as my waist, not my boobs. Normal shorts. ugh...

And I need a bathing suit. I have one of those "bathing dresses" and I look 80 when I wear it. I don't want a tankini. I want a bathing suit. No shelf bra. No "molded comfort" bra. I want a suit with underwire that will make the girls look good when I am out at the beach. Please pull the attention up from my hips and to my cleavage where it belongs. I had this really great suit from last year or the year before, but the cups got some kind of dry rot and fell apart... BOO.

So, I am off to the mall when they open today. I am going to deal with rude people and even ruder sales people (who do treat plus size consumers like their money isn't worth the service). And dammit, I better find something nice.